Saturday, March 3, 2012

Loose LLamas and a God

Welcome back lovlies.

Good news: Thursday one of our llamas had a beautiful baby boy.  He's black, white, and brown.  We are debating between the names Trooper and Jack.  If you have a suggestion or comment then do so!  If not, then don't.
On Friday we had a llama break out.  Our neighbor has a plot of land that is overgrown and instead of mowing it, our llamas are over there eating it for him cause he's lazy.  ANYways, on Friday morning we noticed that they were no where to be found.  It wasn't until someone drove down our street and yelled out, "Hey are y'all the ones with the llamas? Cause right now they're eating in the ditch."  
This sends us in to a frenzy! Our llamas are eating in the ditch of an incredibly busy street and yet they pay no attention to the cars.  Incredible.  

Then today, my sister Rebecca and I were walking around a busy shopping area downtown.  Ahead of us was a Ryan Gosling look-alike.  And ladies you know that if anyone even remotely good looking as Ryan Gosling is in a 10 mile radius of you, you stop and stare.  He had his golden hair quaffed to perfection, Ray Bans, sweater and jeans.  He screamed "EAT ME"!!! You know what that looks like...  So OBVS we were staring/talking about him.  He looked like he was waiting for someone and so we jokingly started to say he was waiting for us.  Right as we are passing this God of a specimen, Rebecca yells/sings "I'm ready!!" Right at that moment, SHE TRIPS!!!! Right in front of him!  Being the sister I am, I laugh at her.  Then not even two steps later, karma strikes and I trip.  
We both humiliated ourselves in front of this hottie! So embarrassing!!!
But this hottie didn't laugh at us.  He probably thought we were mentally unstable or something cause he looked concerned for our mental state.  And when you look at it from his perspective, I would commit us too.